F*** My Life

I haven't killed this much time on a website in years. A cross between bash.org, Twitter, and a suicide hotline, FMyLife.com lets users post one- or two-line stories about their depressing lives, which people can vote and comment on. You can start with the Top FML page, but the entire site has a suprisingly high signal-to-noise ratio if you're into this kind of thing (which I obviously am). There are also mobile and iPhone versions if you need a quick pick-me-up on the go. (via Courtney Riot on Twitter)