Six years ago, I thought the Onion had it in for me. This time, I guess I'm proving their point by thinking that. As a coworker pointed out:
- First name Todd
- last name "S-somethin'"
- From Ohio
- Knows that everybody is talking about him behind his back.
Just because you're paranoid... you know the drill.
The Onion: Drunk Will Show You, Everybody "YOUNGSTOWN, OH— In response to the shit he knows everyone is saying about him, local resident Todd Stenerud, after a prolonged drinking session, announced his intention to show you and everyone else just minutes before closing time at a local bar Monday."
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Okay, this is not related per se, but still is something to enjoy:
http://www.cafezeitgeist.com/1001.html