Just what I need this week: the most depressing Onion article ever.
New Mommy A Lot Prettier
"Our mommy-mommy is always crying. But our Alison-mommy smiles so much. She giggles whenever Daddy says anything."
An editorial in the same issue, What The Hell Did I Cram In My Anus Last Night?, kind of makes up for it.
That is one of the BEST Onion articles ever! Hilarious!